The man has a tail. Who knew?

Today we went to Kroger. SIGH! We got in there and my mom was locating something( actually rather trying to!) All in vain for we had to ask a man who worked there where in the world the hand soap was. I could really care less. I just wanted to get out of the crazy place. So I notice that the man has a feather duster sticking out of his pants in the back. And then me and my mother hear "He has a tail!" Yes, Carolina the man has a tail. So me and my mother are cracking up trying not to show because THANK HEAVENS THE MAN HASN'T NOTICED THAT HE HAS A TAIL! EITHER THAT OR HE DOSEN'T KNOW CAROLINA WAS REFERRING TO HIM. Let's just hope that someone told him that HELLO SIR? YOU HAVE A TAIL!